so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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