Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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