doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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