ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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