I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
