id be glad to
one might say we're banned from that church
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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