dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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