I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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