I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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