I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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