the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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