I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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