I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize