i jhust puked up my retainher.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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