How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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