actually, I'm a sock model
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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