no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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