This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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