I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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