Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
