I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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