We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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