was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was confusing and full of hummus
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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