Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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