Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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