she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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