Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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