some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My pussy is not your playground.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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