You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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