If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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