So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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