I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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