For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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