This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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