Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
