Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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