Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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