I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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