I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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