Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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