yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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