it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Randomize
