yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
