when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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