They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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