D3 body, D1 cock
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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