I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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