In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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