Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Randomize
