We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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