he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You don't make any sense
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