Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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