He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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