so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize