this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
